my mom bought me a magic 8 ball that only says happy thoughts
Sign Language Rings Convert Gestures To Speech
"Here’s how the rings work, in a nutshell. There are three detatchable rings that are worn on the the thumb and first two fingers of each hand, as well as a bracelet. As the user signs out whatever they want to say, the translation is then spoken through a digitized voice that comes from the bracelet. I’m not sure if it works real time or not, but that’s still some pretty amazing stuff. And that’s not all…
"The gesture-to-speak aspect works fine when the hearing-impaired person wants to talk to someone else, but what about vice versa? The bracelet carries the double duty of turning sound into text that runs across an LED display. It seems like the only thing these guys have left to do is actually make people hear again…"
Coolest thing ever.
It seems like calibrating those would be difficult as fuck, considering the shit I’ve seen voice recondition software do - and I feel like gestures would be even more difficult. But very cool concept! THIS IS THE FUTURE!
Time to remind you guys why I love Mass Effect.
Cutting board + Weighing scale IN ONE!
*science boner intensifies*
omfg yes please.
Yes. Yes. Yes! Oh god/flying spaghetti monster, yes!
My favorite part about the night at the strip club.
THESE CATS SOUND LIKE EVIL INCARNATE
This is the ocelot, whose “roar” has been described as a mixture between a motorcycle and satan.
most metal sounding cat ever
is…is it purring?
I don’t go running because I want to be thin.
I go running because
and tell you
this is literally my favorite running post of all time. hands down.
that heAD NOD
the chick in the back tho
HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THIS GUY
I mean come on
Well, you could get yourself a packer for whenever that mood hits.
Good things about them
- They give you a realistic bulge
- Some of them double as an STP (Stand to Pee) so you can use the toilet while standing up.
- Generally waterproof - you can wear them with swim trunks if you really want to
- Hooray attachable penis!
Bad(ish) things about them
- They require care and cleaning regularly
- Gotta wear a harness to keep them on
- May become sticky or deform if you don’t care for them properly
- Is not attached to your nervous system - masturbation is ineffective.
Weird anecdote after the cut. Maybe NSFW?
are you fUCKING KIDDING ME
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS GOD BLESS PACIFIC RIM
OH GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS
their second choice for a theme song
this is mighty interesting, what is it?